This isn’t really like bad or anything but…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgaj-uQeR0&feature=related
yeah.
jesus christ you homestuck fans these days
why would you even
criaturamaligna asked: i cant see the images,wat do?D:
keep calm and whatever you do don’t drink faygo
that stuff is for weeaboos
Credits to Andrew Hussie and his work Homestuck (c)
And also I will introduce to you all the 13th Troll base of the 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus.
Youre name is Widjet Hydriss
You tend to like anything from pineapples to potatos. You like to hold plushy toys and sometimes bite them since you have an obssession in keeping your fangs straight. You also secrete venom in your troll fangs and you sometimes find the great urge to bite anyone just to “cure” yourself. You hate being teased about your appearance since you almost look like a female version of your troll kind even though you think that you are male which is true.
You like to chase anyone irregardless if they like it or not. You fancy yourself with medicinal object and the dream of being one of the RECUPACURIST, a group of medical trolls that help in curing the sickness and anuerisyms of some trolls. You have a seven-headed lusus, you call them Hydralusus or hydraparents/siblings.
You have a dark past with your ancestor, an exiled serpentine troll that is also a rainbow drinker and that in some moments he speaks to you in snake language as if it were some snake from a wizard based hipster movie.
Your trolltag is utopiaGorgons and you “sspeak in manner off low tone and sslithherin sspoked wordss and you ffind thhiss manner of ssaying sso off it makess you barff our your brighthly green colored blood..
Also you’re the 13th Troll.
[http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=homestuck%20base&order=9&offset=72#/d42arp1 posting this because not sure if the picture is showing up.]
things wrong with this:
everything
especially those kawaii desu desu eyes
and the bright green blood
DO TROLLS EVEN HAVE FRUIT…
